November 29, 2008

Are they human?



These are theHead lines of the Indian news paperfrom last three day!

It is paining that We-the people  always talk  about   peace!

But  now I  think this is not our Vertue!

It's  become our  Weakness...

Rather  say It is considered as our Weakness by them!

We can not blame any body for these type of insidents...

Some of us blame the government  or other officials  but  that time we forget  they are coming from us!

They are like us...

They work  in our style..TheIndian  style...

When some thing  happen like  this..I,  You, The  government...All of us worry about it..Think about it...As time  goes we-the people become careless.....The government starts its  work in it's style...

Now we have to  think  about it 

because it pays many lives...

Our great  soldiers

our police persons

Many innocents

and also  our Prestige all over the world!

SO Awake.....Not be Careless After this .....please......

Funny one liners

1.Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

2.To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

3. The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

4.Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

5. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

6. Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. 7.Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

8. If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

9. You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

10. Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

11. As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

12. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.

13.Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

14. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

15. If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.

16. Especially for engg. Students----

 If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

17. You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

18. The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

19. After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.

20. If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

21. Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker