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December 24, 2008
GENERAL SCIENCE Q+A
December 23, 2008
December 19, 2008
December 12, 2008
November 29, 2008
Are they human?
These are theHead lines of the Indian news paperfrom last three day!
It is paining that We-the people always talk about peace!
But now I think this is not our Vertue!
It's become our Weakness...
Rather say It is considered as our Weakness by them!
We can not blame any body for these type of insidents...
Some of us blame the government or other officials but that time we forget they are coming from us!
They are like us...
They work in our style..TheIndian style...
When some thing happen like this..I, You, The government...All of us worry about it..Think about it...As time goes we-the people become careless.....The government starts its work in it's style...
Now we have to think about it
because it pays many lives...
Our great soldiers
our police persons
Many innocents
and also our Prestige all over the world!
SO Awake.....Not be Careless After this .....please......
Funny one liners
1.Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
2.To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
3. The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
4.Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
5. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
6. Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. 7.Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
8. If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
9. You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
10. Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
11. As soon as you mention something?? If it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
12. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? The bus is still late.
13.Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
14. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
15. If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? If you have both, no one calls.
16. Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
17. You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
18. The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
19. After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.
20. If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
21. Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
November 27, 2008
October 25, 2008
How Festivals Enrich Society ?
Aesthetically : Festivals are a poetry of arts and crafts, and encourage the latent talents of people.
Emotionally : Festivals lend joy and zest to the monotony of life, providing entertainment and enrichment through discourses and seminars, music and melodies, dances and rhythms of a meaningful life.
Socially : festivals bring man closer to man in peaceful understanding. Social harmony is nourished as people of different nationalities, races, religions and backgrounds come together to share their joys and delights.
Morally : Festivals promote higher and better life. Guiding masses away from drugs and addictions, hatred and violence, they nourish the values of service, sacrifice, discipline, unity and cooperation - restoring man's moral dignity.
Culturally : Festivals retrace old traditions and strengthen our cultural roots by providing deeper insights.
Spiritually : Festivals inspire and consolidate faith in God. An atmosphere of purity and prayers elevate the soul and helps generate a feeling of universal brotherhood, inter-religious harmony and personal piety.
October 18, 2008
Drama Games by Swaroop
I want to share the games that are basically for Drama but by reflection of Swaroop turn them to use in Education. So now they are not only Drama games but also educational games!
Game no. 1-
WALKING & STATUE:
The facilitator says the students to walk in different directions…rather say here and there …
Then the F. says to walk as they are going to his/her maternal uncle’s house. The students will show their enthusiasm and walk at that time the F. says statue to them. The students stops.. The F. touch 1 students ‘s shoulder and free only him/her and say to observe others faces.. As the student Will Find that they are happy..
As second time, The F Says to walk like they haven’t done home work and it is sure they are punished by the teacher and they are going to school.. Do the same
Say statue after some time and release the students one by one and make him/her to observe others emotions..
By this game he students will learn to identify their and others’ emotions.
Most exceptional thing in this game is that the students are never hesitate because they are not going to see one another’s faces as they are walking here and there!
So try this game.. Give your comments and I will add some more games as time goes…
October 12, 2008
Never Ask WHY mE?
October 05, 2008
Green School
Have a look
This is the way to entering in the school. On right side there are trees of KASAD(The rain trees) and as well as the a plenty of flowerplants. With a border of MAHENDI.
September 19, 2008
Education! Kya bolta hai?
-Albert Einstein
"If you wish to educate a child who has gone wrong, then you must, above all, keep your attention fixed on the intersection of two charmed circles."
-Alfred Adler
"The educator must believe in the potential power of his pupil, and he must employ all his art in seeking to bring his pupil to experience this power."
-Alfred Adler
"The educator of a child must get to know his tendentious apperception and remove
it."
-Alfred Adler
"All education springs from images of the future and all education creates images of the future. Significant part of education must be seen as the process by which we enlarge, enrich and improve the individual’s image of the future."
-Alvin Toffer
"Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well."
-Aristotle
"The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet."
-Aristotle
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. "
-Aristotle
"All who have meditated on the art of governing mankind have been convinced that the fate of empires depends on the education of youth."
-Aristotle
"Education is the best provision for old age."
-Aristotle
"The only thing more expensive than education is ignorance."
-Benjamin Franklin
"Genius without education is like silver in the mine. "
- Benjamin Franklin
"Education begins with life. "
-Benjamin Franklin"
September 16, 2008
Let's Laugh
- કૂતરાને જોઇને છૂપાયો
હવલદાર : સાહેબ, એ વાત બિલકુલ ખોટી છે કે હું ચોરને જોઇને ગભરાઇ ગયો હતો.
ઇન્સ્પેકટર : તો તું પેલી ગાડીની પાછળ કેમ છૂપાઇ ગયો હતો?
હવલદાર : સાહેબ, એ તો હું કૂતરાને જોઇને છૂપાઇ ગયો હતો. - બિલ વધી જશે
નટુ : યાર, જો દિવસે સૂરજ ન નીકળે તો શું થાય?
ગટુ : વીજળીનું બિલ વધી જાય. બીજું શું? - અભણની જિંદગી
ચીનુ કાકા : ડોકટર સાહેબ, આ ચશ્માં પહેર્યા પછી હવે હું વાંચી શકીશ ને?
ડોકટર : હા, હા, બિલકુલ.
ચીનુકાકા : તો તો સારું. બાકી અભણની જિંદગી તે કંઇ જિંદગી છે. - કૂતરા ભસે છે!
ગટુ કયારનો હાથમાં બંદૂક લઇને દરવાજા પાસે ઊભો હતો. પત્નીએ પૂછ્યું, ‘કયાં જઇ રહ્યા છો?’ ગટુ : શિકાર કરવા.
પત્ની : તો જાઓને. કયારના અહીં ઊભા શું રહ્યા છો?
ગટુ : કેવી રીતે જા? બહાર કેટલા કૂતરા ભસી રહ્યા છે! - પરિણીત છો?
એક ઘનઘોર વરસાદી રાત્રે વરસાદમાં ભીંજાતાં ભીંજાતા નરેશ પિઝા પાર્લર પહોંરયો અને પિઝા પેક કરવાનો ઓર્ડર આપ્યો. દુકાનદારે પિઝા પેક કરતાં કરતાં તેને કહ્યું, ‘તમે પરિણીત લાગો છો.’
નરેશે કહ્યું : ‘એકદમ સાચું અનુમાન લગાવ્યું. આવી તોફાની રાત્રે પિઝા લેવા માટે મા તો ના જ મોકલે.’ - ગીત સાંભળશો?
ગટુ પહેલીવહેલીવાર હવાઇ મુસાફરી કરી રહ્યો હતો. એરહોસ્ટેસ તેને કોકપીટ બતાવવા લઇ ગઇ. ત્યાં જતાં જ પાઇલોટનો હેડફોન ખેંચવા લાગ્યો. પાઇલોટ ગભરાઇને બોલ્યો, ‘અરે, આ શું કરી રહ્યા છો?’
ગટુ : અરછા, ટિકિટ અમે ખરીદી છે અને ગીતો તું એકલો સાંભળીશ એમ?’ - આંખો બંધ કરી દે
પત્ની : અરે, આટલી ઝડપથી બાઈક ના ચલાવો. મને ડર લાગે છે.
પતિ : ડર લાગતો હોય તો મારી જેમ આંખો બંધ કરી દે ને.
September 10, 2008
Bolke to dekho!
If you understand, say "understand".
If you don't understand, say "don't understand".
But if you understand and say "don't understand".
How do I understand that you understand? Understand
(2)
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
September 03, 2008
Gujarati_Varta re Varta
એક હતું જંગલ. જંગલમાં એક સિંહ રહે. એકવાર તેને વિચાર આવ્યો કે હું જંગલનો રાજા છું એની મને તો ખબર છે. પણ બીજાં પ્રાણીઓ જાણે છે કે નહીં ? મારે તેમને પૂછવું જોઈએ અને સિંહ ગુફાની બહાર નીકળ્યો. ગુફાની બહાર જ એક સસલું રમતું હતું. સિંહે તેને જોયું. સસલું તો ગભરાઈ ગયું.
સિંહે પૂછ્યું : ‘એય ધોળિયા, તને બીજું કાંઈ આવડે છે કે માત્ર દોડાદોડી કરતાં જ આવડે છે ?’
ગભરાયેલું સસલું કહે : ‘મને તો ઘણું આવડે છે.’
‘તો બોલ, જંગલનો રાજા કોણ છે ?’ સિંહે પૂછ્યું.
‘સાહેબ, જંગલના રાજા તો તમે જ છો.’ સસલાએ જવાબ આપ્યો.
સિંહ ખુશ થઈ ગયો. તેણે સસલાને માથે હાથ મૂક્યો ને આશીર્વાદ આપ્યો – ‘શાબાશ, આગળ જતાં તું મહાન બનીશ. જા, રમવા જા.’ ને ગભરાયેલું સસલું ત્યાંથી ભાગી છૂટ્યું.
આગળ જતાં સિંહને હરણું સામે મળ્યું. સિંહે તેને પકડ્યું. હરણું ગભરાઈ ગયું કે હવે સિંહ મારી નાખશે. તેના બદલે સિંહે પૂછ્યું : ‘એય કાળિયા, ક્યાં રખડે છે ? જંગલ તારા બાપનું છે ?’
‘ના સાહેબ’ ગભરાયેલું હરણું બોલ્યું.
‘તો કોના બાપનું છે ? ખબર છે ? જંગલનો રાજા કોણ છે ?’ સિંહે પૂછ્યું.
‘જંગલનો રાજા….’ હરણું વિચારમાં પડ્યું. તરત તેને આઈડિયા આવ્યો, ‘જંગલના રાજા તો તમે જ છો સાહેબ.’
સિંહ ખુશ થઈ ગયો. ‘શાબાશ, તું મહાન બનીશ.’ કહી સિંહે તેને આશીર્વાદ આપ્યા ને છોડી મૂક્યું.
આમ સિંહે જિરાફ, બિલાડી, વાનર બધાને પૂછી જોયું. બધાએ તેને જ જંગલનો રાજા કહ્યો. સિંહે બધાને આશીર્વાદ આપ્યા. આગળ જતાં રસ્તામાં હાથી મળ્યો તે શાંતિથી ઝાડનાં પાંદડાં ખાતો ઊભો હતો.
‘એય જાડિયા, તારે આખો દિવસ ખાવા સિવાય કંઈ કામ ધંધો છે કે નહીં ?’ સિંહે પૂછ્યું.
હાથીએ કાંઈ જવાબ ના આપ્યો. શાંતિથી પાંદડાં ખાવાનું કામ ચાલુ રાખ્યું.
‘અરે તને કહું છું, સંભળાતું નથી ?’ સિંહે ગુસ્સાથી પૂછ્યું. ‘કાંઈ જનરલ નૉલેજ છે કે નહીં ?’ આ સાંભળી હાથીએ સિંહની સામે જોયું.
‘બોલ તો ? આ જંગલનો રાજા કોણ છે ?’ સિંહે પૂછ્યું.
સિંહનો સવાલ સાંભળીને હાથીને ગુસ્સો આવ્યો. તે કંઈ બોલ્યો નહીં, પણ સૂંઢથી પકડ્યો ને ઉંચકીને દૂર ફેંકી દીધો. સિંહ પછડાયો, તેને ઠીકઠીક વાગ્યું. ધૂળ ખંખેરતાં ઊભો થયો ને હાથીને કહ્યું : ‘નહોતું આવડતું તો ના પાડવી હતી. આમ કોઈને ફેંકી દેવાય ? તારામાં કોઈ જાતની સભ્યતા છે કે નહીં ?’
August 20, 2008
Yoga Is the best medicine
August 05, 2008
The story behind 3idiots
Rajkumar Hirani's 3 Idiots starring Aamir Khan, Kareena Kapoor,
Sharman Joshi, Madhavan and Boman Irani has gone on the floors. The
film is loosely based on Chetan Bhagat's novel Five Point Someone. The
first teaser poster of the film is out and has a huge blackboard with
mathematical formulae scribbled on it.
The cast
The cast of 3 idiots include:
HARI - MADHAVAN
The first characters of the novel are Hari – who is shy and wants to
be handsome like Ryan. Hari is average and is bad at vivas.. He falls
in love with his professor's daughter and whenever Hari tries to
impress his professor, he brings down his image.
RYAN - AAMIR KHAN
The second student is Ryan, he is handsome and adventurous and he
always says that he loves his friends more than his parents and he
don't want to mug up things and he gets low grades, in the college
exams .He wants to do things in his own way and he tries to do that
and he too gets into the five pointers.
ALOK - SHARMAN JOSHI
The third is Alok-A simple boy who wants to get good grades and earn
money to overcome poverty of his family.
PROFESSOR KURIEN – BOMAN IRNAI
NEHA KURIEN (DAUGHTER OF PROFESSO) – KAREENA KAPOOR
Work in progress
Sources reveal that Hirani doesn't want to give away the look of his
protagonists soon, which is why the teaser doesn't have any of the
actors in it. However, work on the film is underway and Hirani plans
to wrap 3 Idiots by December.
Begins September
The source adds, "The shoot of the film with the supporting characters
has already begun, Hirani and his
team are in Simla and the
film is scheduled to be shot in Ladakh, Delhi , Bangalore and Mumbai
as well. Aamir and rest of the cast will begin shooting in early
September."
Shantanu Moitra has given the music for 3 Idiots while the lyrics are
by Swanand Kirkire.
Class is on
Apparently, author Chetan Bhagat was the first to see the poster and
quite liked the final result. "Since the setting is that of an
engineering college campus the poster had to have elements of a
classroom."
The poster has been designed by Rahul Nanda.
August 03, 2008
Happy Frindship daY
July 21, 2008
chalo jano to janu!!!
english_gyan:
*walk off with something:
means
To take something without asking.
eg:Who walked off with my drink?
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english_gyan:
Beauty is only skin deep:
something that you say which means a person's character is more important than their appearance.
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english_gyan:
Not sleep a wink:
means
to not sleep at all.
eg:I was so excited about our trip that I didn't sleep a wink last night.
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english_gyan:
scared to death:
mean
extremely frightened.
My dog is scared to death of thunder and firecrackers.
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gujrati poems
Na chavaylo Itihas apo,
Disha khule tevo abhyas apo,
Tamari simao na batavo tene,
e balko chhe tene Aakash apo.
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Shvas badha muki rakhya hata me Ishtri kari,
kone khabar bahar kyare javanu thay?
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with love
Rakesh Patel
July 17, 2008
guru_vandana
Guru is Shiva widout thre eyes,
Vishnu widout four hands &
Brahma widout four heads
He/she is PARAMSHIVA him/her self!
Rakes_9974598817
June 27, 2008
School address
June 17, 2008
PRaVEMaHOTSAv_2008
On 14th june.
We have achieve 100%target .
Expected students were 24 and also enrol 24 on the same day.
There are some students from another villages may join our Masti ki Pathshala!
Very much happy to get good words from the guests
1.Mr Mahendrsinh Raulji
2.Mr Hareshchandra Raulji(our CRC CO.)
3.MrParsottambhai
& the most valueable our VILLAGERs
THANkS 2 ALL 4 encouragment.
June 13, 2008
nice fuN
Why is the letter 'G' scary?
coz it turns the 'host' in the 'Ghost'!
What'll 1wall say 2 another?
'I'll meet u at the CORNER!'
FuNNy Q&A:
"Howmany books can u put in an Empty bag?"
"ONE"
'Bcoz after putting one it's not Empty!!!'
June 09, 2008
Nutan varsh shubhechha
-Ish
-Ashish
-Shubhechha
Magis
Nutan Shaixnik Varsh Mubarak!
May 30, 2008
Think
This message is not as the usual msg,i sent this is to think and act. Petrol in pakistan Rs17,malaysia Rs18,In india it will b Rs 60 in another two three days,y this difference in asia itself?world market CRUDE oil price is not d reason 4 this,But its d Gain 4 d POLITICIANS? We r paying 57% as tax in petrol price..As a public,raise ur voice thru sms,Fwd to all indians. Start thinking... Dare 2B INDIANS...
May 10, 2008
gEETA GyAN
Life is a Challenge_Meet it
Life is a Gift_Accept it
Life is an Adventure _Dare it
Life is a Sorrow_Overcome it
Life is a Duty_Perform it
Life is a mystery_Unfold it
Life is a song_Sing it
Life is a puzzle_Solve it
Life is a Promise_Fulfil it
Have a KNowLEDge TIme
May 06, 2008
My CO_tRAVELLeRS
1>Mr Gopalkrushna Patel
2>Mrs Nillottamaben Patel
3>Mr Girishbhai Valand
4>Mr Prakashbhai Patel
5>Mr Shantilal
6>Mr Chandubhai Bamniya
7>Mr Rakeshbhai Prajapati
&
And
8>Mr Rakesh Patel [myself]
These are only names in detail about all of us next time !
May 05, 2008
My school
I will share the momentS take place in my school !!
Yo! Nava Nadisar Prathmik Shala has become the first school to have blog! Any one has?
This is ourS.....